they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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