I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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