wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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