is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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