I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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