Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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