just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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