Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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