You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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