Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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