# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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