for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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