Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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