So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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