I hate your face
North Korea, Best Korea!
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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