He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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