GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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