Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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