ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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