erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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