Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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