Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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