just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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