You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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