God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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