Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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