well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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