My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I haven't been this sober since birth.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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