we have officially mastered the walk of shame
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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