I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize