just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i out mim tonsoeep
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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