your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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