somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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