using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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