I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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