So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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