it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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