It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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