Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Drunk is a universal language darling
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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