There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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