so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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