girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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