the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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