i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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