if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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