3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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