There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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