i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Help. Why am I so naked?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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