In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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