Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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